The Ottomans couldn't modernise,
      The Balkans couldn't benefit,
Yet suffered.
      I was thinking - Imperialism.
But the dandelions in the lawn
      Should come out.
So, I went out.
      No shoes, of course, my norm.
And there, one, two, and counting
      Three snails.
And bare foot male
      And the risk of squashing.
I set them up,
      A three snail race
A starting leaf
      But no finishing line.
Too slow, I thought, to stay,
      So back to the Balkan stage
A will to learn
      Who lends? Who gains?
And then, funny thing, just two snails?
      What had I done?
I need to check,
      I'd missed the race, should've laid a bet.
How? Which? What? You should've seen,
      Humping?
Orgasm?
      What happened to the race?
In the grass, a mating scene.
      Him arching,
Her stretching.
      Snail two collateral with one.
Then off, at angles, back
      To where?
Followed
      By me and three
And well behind - a voyeur,
      Or slow
Or old
      He saw - or perhaps, she.
And the final check
      Balkans at limbo
Snails a-gathering
      By the tree.
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