The house is a tip and my hair's a mess
      What is for dinner? - it's anyone's guess
My baby is crying, again for food or cuddle
      I left my brain in the delivery room
      and feel in a muddle
Does this go on for the next 18 years?
      Already I need a break from it - I am in despair!
But
I would never go back to the former single life
      Married with two kids - I am a very happy wife
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