In days of old, when I was young
'Webs' were made by spiders
'Fields' were used by cows, and sheep
Horses with their riders.
'Bugs' were ills that children caught
'Zips' held tight their trousers
'Discs' were used to play good tunes
Books were read by 'browsers'.
'Mother boards' were fed up wives
'Buses' went on highways
'Internets' we put our fish
Caught in streams and by-ways
Oh the age of innocence
Lives were oh so simple
In days of old when I was young
And Bill Gates but a pimple.
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